Things I’ve done.

I once boarded a one-way flight to the United States. I was named AKQA’s Employee of the Year. I married the same woman twice. I successfully created two human beings. I ran the San Francisco Marathon. I got a green card. I played lead guitar in an Oasis cover band. I won a fantasy football league against eleven Americans two years running. I presented a banner ad to an auditorium of 1,400 advertising industry leaders. I’ve posted 14 photos of people wearing similar shirts on social media. I’ve purchased 28 pairs of the same white Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars. I’ve visited 30 countries. I’ve worked as a Butcher, a Gardener and a Tobacco Picker. I’ve mastered Photoshop. And I’ve been to Milwaukee for some reason.

Things I’ve never done.

I’ve never been on a 30 under 30 list. I’ve never written an all-agency email. I’ve never commented on an Ads of the World post. I’ve never said the word ‘gamification’ out loud. I’ve never read a Harry Potter book. I’ve never used the stuck-out-tongue emoji. I’ve never referenced a Wes Anderson movie. I’ve never ‘responded with comments’ to a meeting invite. I’ve never scanned a QR code. I’ve never posted a photo of myself getting a vaccine. I’ve never included a ‘photography’ section on my portfolio. I’ve never suggested ‘brunch’. I’ve never been to Cannes. I’ve never put ketchup on a steak. I’ve never written a bio in third person. I’ve never knowingly met anyone from Delaware. I’ve never felt comfortable using the word ‘data’ as a plural count noun. I’ve never used Snapchat. And, no, 'I never signed up for this mailing list’.

Places I've been.

Salesforce | 2019-Present | Creative Director
Goodby Silverstein & Partners | 2014-2019 | ACD
AKQA | 2010-2014 | Art Director & ACD
Isobar | 2009-2010 | Art Director
FCB Inferno | 2006-2010 | Designer
University of Central England | 2001-2005
Womb | 1983